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TV Gal Professes Her Adoration for Boston Rob
(Thursday, May 06 08:02 AM)
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LOS ANGELES (Zap2it.com) - My friends are really starting to worry about me. First I confessed that Nick was my favorite Apprentice from the beginning. "He's so smarmy" was their response. Then I admitted to knowing all the lyrics to and loving D 12's "My Band" -- even the parts that are bleeped out. |
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But the kicker came when I announced my utter, unwavering admiration for Boston Rob. How do I love Boston Rob? Let me count the ways: He Thinks He's a Godfather: Call him Don Mariano. His biggest "Sopranos"-like move came on the April 1 episode. The tribes were switched up but only Boston Rob's island girlfriend Amber ended up leaving her teammates. A teary Rob grabbed Lex's arm and said, "Take care of her and I'll take care of you." Seriously, who does that? Poor Lex mistakenly took the gesture as a friend coming to a friend. Obviously, booting Rob's little snuggle bunny would have lessened Rob's power in the game, but the players feared his wrath (perhaps a fish head would appear in their bed?). This was enough to convince Lex and Kathy to vote off Jerri instead of Amber. By the next tribal council, poor Lex realized he had made a "game-ending blunder." Obviously, the only thing to do when you are that upset is get a Mohawk. Without hesitation, Rob booted off the man he admitted was his good friend off the island. The next week, he expelled Kathy. Like any good crime boss, he knows not to confuse business with pleasure. He's Honest: Unlike last season's repugnant "Johnny Fairplay," Rob is endlessly entertaining to watch (who else would refer to series' smug host as "Pretty Boy Probst"?) and he doesn't need to make up a fake dead grandmother to advance in the game. He's employing a different tactic this time around. With Boston Rob in charge, players know they are going to the chopping block long before "Pretty Boy" extinguishes their torch. Before ousting Lex, Rob went to his friend and told him his days on the island were numbered. "I'm sorry I cannot take care of you." "You're breaking my heart," Lex told him. He's an Excellent Player: Rob formed alliances with every player in the game. He's convinced practically everyone that they will ride his coattails right into the final four. And, despite everything that has happened, they believe him. He promised allegiance to Rob Cesternino (they even shook hands on the deal) moments before he orchestrated his eviction. He showed up fan-favorite Rupert by catching fish just like the beloved big guy. And, for all of you out there who thinks my guy is not the sharpest slice of pizza, he keeps winning the competitions based on his brains as well as his brawn. He's in Love: Ah, such a nice Italian boy. What started off as a strategic island tryst seems to have turned into real emotion. When the lovebirds first started snuggling ("You're so warm," Amber cooed.), everyone thought it was the game equivalent of a one-reality show stand. But, as so many of you pointed out, aided by the arrival of toothpaste, mouthwash, soap and shampoo, the duo could cuddle without the fear of really bad morning breath. And according to the gossip magazines the romance has lasted since the couple has returned home. Boston Rob cried real tears when he believed Amber would be evicted from the island. You have to admit that a "Survivor" wedding would be tons of fun. But is anyone else worried that Amber may be playing my reality show boyfriend? She doesn't seem nearly as smitten as he does. The cute little sidekick may saunter away with the million and leave poor Rob in her wake.He Saved "Survivor: All-Stars": Between the most interesting players getting voted off early on (so long, Rudy and Rob C.) or quitting the game, Boston Rob was the only player totally worth his immunity idol. He brought drama, romance and, most of all, humor to the game.Who do you want to win "Survivor: All-Stars" (Sunday, CBS, 8 p.m.)? Talk about it on the TV Gal message boards.Quotes of the Week"Chloe, I'm getting real tired of your personality." Tony to Chloe on "24.""She's been such a big part of my life. It feels like when 'Melrose Place' got cancelled." Chandler about Rachel moving to Paris on "Friends.""What's a matter with you? Karen is going to be drunk and you don't take focus from the bride." Will to a drunk Leo on "Will & Grace.""Jeffery here may be a stripper, but, honey, you're a whore." Haley to Julie on "The O.C." Their catfight in the pool was so reminiscent of "Melrose Place," not to mention "Dynasty.""Well, I'll tell you what. I still like him better than Eve." Lorne about Hamilton on "Angel.""I wouldn't count me out yet because she-devil has some tricks up her sleeve," Shi-Ann before getting the boot on "Survivor: All-Stars.""What's up with you coming over unannounced? You're like a sitcom character." Grace to Joan on "Joan of Arcadia."Seth Cohen Quote of the Week"I want to marry the hotel and have little gambling addicted alcoholic kids with it."Where Have I Seen Them Before?Patrick Kerr is in Abby's therapy group on "ER." He plays Noel Shempsky on "Frasier" and was Michael on "Curb Your Enthusiasm." Archie Kao, the guy who got high in the research lab on "ER," is Archie on "CSI."Kevin Rankin was the pimp on "The O.C." Rankin played Doc on "My Guide to Becoming a Rock Star" and was Tara's brother, Donny, on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." Thanks to TV Gal reader Lisa for recognizing that familiar face.Dash Mihok was the medic for the relay team on "CSI." He was Ben's friend Lynn on "Felicity." Steven Culp was the runner who killed the victim because he took his leg of the race. Culp currently plays Congressman Jeff Haffley on "The West Wing" and was Clayton Webb on "JAG." Thanks to TV Gal reader CS for recognizing his familiar faceMichael Goorjian, Justin on "Party of Five" and Ray on "Life Goes On," was the man on death row on "Without a Trace." Jordan Baker, Willow's mom on "Buffy," was the aunt of the girl whose parents died during the robbery. And David Burke, Arthur on "The Tick," was his lawyer.Reed Diamond, Detective Mike Kellerman on "Homicide" and Amy's almost husband Stu on "Judging Amy," was the President's doctor on "The West Wing."TV Gal reader Michelle wrote me about all the familiar faces on "CSI: Miami." Annabeth Gish, Detective Monica Reyes on "The X-Files" and Elizabeth Bartlet on "The West Wing," was the pilot's wife. Anson Mount, who deflowered Britney in the movie "Crossroads" and played the undercover agent in "Line of Fire," was her lover who was secretly videotaping everyone.Highlights of the Week Ahead, Part 2
All times listed are Eastern Time for May 6 to 9You might not have heard this because NBC is being super low-key about it, but "Friends" is having its one-hour series finale this Thursday at 9 p.m. Before the big farewell, NBC airs "The One with All the Other Ones," a one-hour clip show at 8 p.m. If you missed my farewell to "Friends" check out my column from Monday and if, for some reason, you get bored during the finale, play the game "Who is watching Emma now?" It's a fun game. Trust me. Also, don't forget that all six Friends will be guests on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno." They will be live from the Central Perk set -- let's hope they fare better than the, shall we say, very happy cast of "Cheers" did during their "Jay Leno" appearance.Let me give a shout out to two shows I would love to see back on the schedule next season. "What I Like About You" (Friday, WB, 8:30) is a charming little comedy and I'm not just saying that because it stars Jennie Garth. Sure there's lots of talk about boys, but the series is a quality throwback to the days of TGIF. And you really, really need to be watching "Touching Evil" (Friday, USA, 10 p.m.)
It won't be nearly as humorous as the recent "Saturday Night Live" skit, but I still loved "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" (Sunday, ABC, 7 p.m.). So much so that I forgive the movie for bumping "Alias" this week.That's all for today. But remember during May sweeps, you get two TV Gal columns for the price of one. So I'll be back next Monday and Thursday with questions about "The O.C." (Did they draw straws to see who had to go shirtless in the Vegas episode? For a home that looks so huge on the outside, how come Seth and Ryan have to share a room?), my good-bye to "Frasier" and "The Practice," the season finale of "Everwood," quotes of the week, where have I seen them before and much, much more. Also coming in May: my goodbye to "Angel" and the performances of the season. Have question, seen a familiar face, have an inside scoop or want to nominate a quote of the week? Write me at amytvgal@zap2it.com by clicking on my byline at the top of my column. |
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